| Posted in | Posted on Monday, August 10, 2009
My body clock has been a mess lately.
I crash as soon as I get home only to wake up before midnight. By the time I get up, food has been in the refrigerator for several hours. I avoid using the microwave. I seriously think microwaved food affects my gonads.
As much as I love to drive in the middle of the night, I stay home and order food online because getting out of this house can be such a bitch when the maids are asleep. I have to open the 10 ton garage, bring the car out and close the 10 ton garage. Then when I get back I have get down from the car, open the 10 ton garage, park the car, then close the 10 ton garage.
Good thing McDonald's here delivers 24/7.
And I get a cool prize for adding more cholesterol to my system.
It's been 30 minutes since I got the confirmation.
Where's my food dammit!
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I crash as soon as I get home only to wake up before midnight. By the time I get up, food has been in the refrigerator for several hours. I avoid using the microwave. I seriously think microwaved food affects my gonads.
As much as I love to drive in the middle of the night, I stay home and order food online because getting out of this house can be such a bitch when the maids are asleep. I have to open the 10 ton garage, bring the car out and close the 10 ton garage. Then when I get back I have get down from the car, open the 10 ton garage, park the car, then close the 10 ton garage.
Good thing McDonald's here delivers 24/7.
And I get a cool prize for adding more cholesterol to my system.
It's been 30 minutes since I got the confirmation.
Where's my food dammit!
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