It still amazes me how Jordan Brand really said "Fuck it, better us than them. Go release variant looking colorways!" Okay, maybe that's not how it went but still. LOL. Worse, sneakerheads actually pay way over retail for them! Like, whyyyyy. 

Don't even ask why I picked up a pair. I hit on SNKRS "Second Chance" but I highly doubt that I'll keep them. * INSERT WOOZY FACE *