I feel more at home in Portland than Seattle even though I've only spent a total of 10 days here the last 3 months. Moving across the Pacific Ocean has brought some unforseen obstacles that are holding my goals (with the wifey) hostage. We might just decide to forever keep it weird and some day call Stumptown our town. Maybe open our own business selling lechon and call it "Porklandia." Please don't block me. 😊